This relaxed, garment-dyed tee settles like an easy exhale — soft, lived-in cotton that carries a weathered, vintage vibe. The back print shows a golfer mid-swing against sun-faded stripes, with the wry declaration “RETIRED — NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE.” It reads like a day on the green: slow mornings, laughter at the 19th hole, and afternoons with nowhere to be but right where the ball lands. The heavyweight knit and garment-dye finish give the shirt a broken-in handfeel that pairs naturally with worn jeans, canvas sneakers, and a favorite cap. Sized from S to 4XL and available in many muted, washed colors, this tee works for retired players who want a low-key, humorous nod to their new rhythm — rounds at dawn, long club chats, and afternoons that belong to them.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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